Step by Step Guide to Getting Banned From the “Friendliest” Country in North America HINT They Say Eh alot

ASDF Look Mom! I'm Banned From Canada!!!! 12345678

The year was 2001. It was a momentous
time for a strapping young 17 year old
named Dominic Cattadoris. High School
was over! Time to do whatever happens
after that! After 4 years of not really
caring about school, Dominic somehow
managed to graduate with more than
acceptable grades.

During the Senior year, most of the
teachers were all about prepping everyone
to live the American Dream: Pass BS tests,
pick you’re favorite college, apply for
all of them, and than go. Because that
is what you are supposed to do, right?
Go get that degree. Go be the best
capitalist out there. Go sit behind
you’re cubicle, swipe right on Tinder
while you’re married. Well, I managed
to get in to Washington State University
without wanting to or trying to.

The WSU experience could make a whole
new post. This is about Canada. But you
need some background information. Remember,
being banned from Canada is sweet. You will
never be able to experience Banff National
Park. Whistler is a pretty shitty ski
resort, so conveniently it is already
checked off the list because you can’t
make it there. Vancouver Canada was supposed
to be barely acceptable compared to it’s
ugly step child, Vancouver Washington.

In order to get kicked out of Canada as an
American, without ever stepping foot into
the country, you have to get a DUI. in
America. Thank’s to the great people of
Phi Kappa Sigma at WSU, Dominic Cattadoris
(that’s me), did just that.

Here are the steps for successfully banning
yourself from Canada:

#1     Join a fraternity that burns down before the first day of school.

#2     Start drinking at the age of 17 while in college.

#3     Leave the fraternity for the dorm life but still hang out with them.

#4     Drink one beer. Drive back to the fraternity because .5 miles down hill is just too much.

#5     Blow a stop sign. Boom! DUI #1. Blow a .03. Get arrested for DUI because you’re 18.

#6     Multiple court dates enuse, pissed off parents take your car, settle for Negligent Driving.

#7     Because twice is nice, get the car back and keep drinking and driving.

#8     Move into a meth house in Spokane after dropping out of college.

#9     Invite “friend” from said house to a party about a mile away from my place. Watch them make unwanted advances on HS GF.

#10   Call him out. Make him pissed. He attacks me and my car. I call the cops. I get in my car and drive away because this guy is on meth, crazy, an ex marine, and knows how fuck shit up. The cops that were responding to my 911 call watched me blow a stop sign and pull into my driveway. Yoink, DUI #2. Blow a .18.

#11   Because I was cooperative, I was released to my friends that same night. Car was impounded. Parents took it home. Boom, no car and no license. This would last for 4 years.

#13 - 23     Over the course of 2002 - 2005, I managed to violate my DUI probation 9 times. This included:   


(1) Noise Violation



(2) Driving with no insurance



(2) Driving with no license



(4) MIPS’s (Minor in possession of booze)      



Due to all of these blatant violations of probation, I had these repercussions:


Multiple times and multiple months of ankle bracelet monitoring



4 days jail time



50+ court dates, AA meetings, probation meetings, public defender meetings



20 days work release, where they drive you to work from jail



$1800 fine for DUI, which doesn’t include all the money spent for other shit



You would think I would have learned my lesson, right? You would think I have spent enough money, did enough time in the clink, and missed enough holidays while wearing the bracelet that it would have rehabilitated myself back into the world, right?

CORRECT. For the most part. I learned how not to get pulled over while drinking and driving anymore. I have had my license back since 2006. (10 years from original DUI). All fines for my DUI were paid off in 2007. So basically, the DUI took 5 years to resolve. Countless dollars and time. Humiliation in front of friends and family. All that shit.

Well, according to Canada, a DUI is on par with a felony. Felons cannot cross borders. And two DUI Arrest’s, even though only one was a DUI conviction, basically means I am a great concern to the Canadian Quality of Life. I am a habitual CRIMINAL that needs to be rehabilitated according to Canada. And all of the punishments America gave to me were enough, but I have to prove that they worked and PROVE that they happened.

Fast track to July 26, 2016. The day I found out that I have to PROVE ON PAPER that I am criminally rehabilitated in order to enter Canada. And pay a nominal fee that could be anywhere between $200 and $2000. Which you will lose if Canada decides to reject the application. Which they take over 1.5 years to decide.So.  This Process entails:

It’s only one page, but if you read the details, and have a general understanding of my nomadic lifestyle, and know that governments don’t give a shit about you and take forever, you will understand that it is not worth my time to do all this crap just to go beyond this sign:

The only reason I was trying to go beyond Canada was because I had an opportunity to drive a vehicle from the Lower 48 up to Alaska this coming September. Canada is in the way. I don’t even want to visit or drive through Canada but you have to. Now I never will. Fuck you Canada. Especially in 2009 when all I wanted to do was view the Niagara falls from the Canadian side because it is said to be a better view. After 3 hours detainment and them telling me to fuck off, I settled for this one:

Maybe some day I will take the time, effort, and expenses to gather all the bullshit that Canada requires for me to enter. Until than, this will be my only view of Canada.

I’d rather spend my money elsewhere. Once again, go fuck yourself Canada.

MEXICO SOUNDS GREAT!

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Re: Fork in the Road

Dominic Cattadoris

To:  Kamori

 · 

Fri, Aug 1 at 7:26 AM

Message Body

You are more than welcome to do the research for that. You aree very good at that. You know what I'm going to do? Find someone that has the balls to actually have a conversation with Brandina about what happened. Ask her hey, why do you think Dominic got upset with you on Easeter of 4/19? Was it because HE drove you to YOUR job in COLFAX washington? was it because YOUR MAN DOMINIC drove you, waited in the car, HER escalade for OVER TWELVE HOURS WHILE SHE WORKED? 

hmmmm

I bet it was!

ALSO MOTHER, IF YOFU HAD EVER FUCKING CALLED HER IN THE FIRST PLACE AND ASKED HER WHAT WAS GOING ON NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE EVER HAPPENED. INSTEAD YOU CHOSE TO IGNORE 9 OF MY CALLS WHEN I CALLED YOU FROM THE CASINO.

hmmm... Maybe, as a GOOD FUCKING MOM  you should sense something is WRONG  and call me back? but no, you instead chose to getMAD AT ME FOR INTERUPTING YOUR SLEEP. 

hmmmm... what else happened while brandina was working and i was literally sitting around twiddling my thumbs for 12 hours?

I SPENT ALL OF MY FOOD STAMPS ON FOOD FOR ME AND BRANDINA FOR THE WEEEKEND SO WE COULD GO CAMPING AFTER EASTER. 

I HELPED bradina CUNT kettles friend MOVE HER SHIT AROUND AT HER STORAGE UNIT. both women, who happen to be CNA's at a NURSEING facility are former methheads

CRACK HEADS THAT TAKE CARE OF THE ELDERS . 

SO MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET BRANDINA KETTLES VERSION OF THE FUCKING STORY BEFORE YOU CAST YOUR JUDEMEMT ON ME.

fuck off,

Dominic, you r loving son that will never visit OR, WA or AK ever again due to FELONY WARRANTS stemming from the DRINKING PROBLEM I GOT BY YOU CONVIINCEING ME TO GO TO COLLEGE INSTEAD OF A TRADE SCHOOL

riddle me this. would you like me in prison? well maybe you should have kept the place in costa rica. that would be lovely

LOVE<<<<<<<<

DOMINIC 

509-998-3238

On Friday, August 1, 2025 at 01:14:52 AM CDT, Kamori Cattadoris <kamoricattadoris@gmail.com> wrote:

Rehab facility -- works for me!

M

On Thu, Jul 31, 2025 at 11:13 PM Dominic Cattadoris <dcattadoris@yahoo.com> wrote:

Turn myself in? for what? My stolen items including my passport? Thanks, no thanks.

Love,

DOM

PS 

If i was to turn myself in, it would be a REHAB facility and NOT Jail time. 

On Thursday, July 31, 2025 at 04:52:21 PM CDT, Kamori Cattadoris <kamoricattadoris@gmail.com> wrote:

Wow, that must have hit her hard.

I do hope you turn yourself in and seek treatment.  We want to welcome you back into the family without restraints.

Love,

M.O.M.

On Thu, Jul 31, 2025 at 2:49 PM Dominic Cattadoris <dcattadoris@yahoo.com> wrote:

Emily, my former girlfriend in Aberdeen Washington knew everyone that died in that mass murder

Dominic

On Friday, July 25, 2025 at 03:41:08 PM CDT, Kamori Cattadoris <kamoricattadoris@gmail.com> wrote:

This article is about a young Idaho man who murdered 4 college students.  At some point in his life he may have allowed his rage to not just be unleashed, but to act out the thoughts prompted by the rage into extremely violent behavior.

https://www.theepochtimes.com/us/judge-sentences-bryan-kohberger-to-life-in-prison-in-idaho-quadruple-murder-case-5891563

We have watched your rage progress over the years from simple yelling and bullying to revenge and violence.  It is imperative, in our view, that you either seek anger management training and you make the internal conviction to never act out of rage again, or the road that you are currently on will lead to your demise, if not physically, emotionally.

Rage covers up emotions like fear of being seen as weak or hurt feelings, past trauma and so on.  It's a message to you to probe and dig deeper into your own emotions well below the initial layers of anger and revenge.  Just keep going.  Acknowledge and learn from the buried feelings in order to come on the other side of the tunnel.  

It's the classic hero's journey in myths and stories meant to inspire and encourage us to travel that difficult path.  It's a journey all humans face at some point in their lives.

As Dad said, only you can do it.

Much love,

M.O.M.

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